The New Yorker - Elon: “X needs to have an AI feel with blockchain vibes. And it should always be tracking you.”

The Oatmeal - You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you - This is a comic about the backfire effect.

If someone can taste the difference between a Merlot from ’78 and a Merlot from ’98, they are conservative but have a son who dropped out of college to join Antifa.

The Earth is, on average, located in the habitable zone, but at any given time it has a certain probability of being outside it, which is why life exists on Earth but is mortal.

The brief is submitted in the interest of at least mitigating their future punishment for parody. See also AP News - https://apnews.com/article/the-onion-supreme-court-parody-72a286d21f2d484326b13a5b18884f93