Nope, it’s not the Project 20251 you may have heard about … it’s what we’ve been calling the home improvements we’ve started to schedule early next year.
This is an essay about how I am the sole arbiter of all that is fine and high culture in this world as evidenced by my seemingly endless essays on my personal consumption habits.
I normally like to brag about how little spam and unsolicited text messages I receive, but unfortunately, this hasn’t been the case in the last couple of weeks.